O.o

HOO RAH

Id say that today was pretty good. Everything went smoothly as it could have on the second day of school. Everything except for lunch. Lunch was... different. To start things off there would be a calm before the storm. I got moped on my right. My bud taylor on my left. And all the girls in my class were sittin across from us. So as were sittin there all eatin ar lunches moped decides to drink his soup, wich for most people would have been a prime time to shove his soup can into his head. But him bein my number one wingman (not that hes the lesser of the two of us as we are the same in rank to each other) I try to defend him. But noo he decides that I was the one that wanted to shove it in his head. Soo he smashes my plate and all that was on it. And me bein the nice person that I am I let it slide. But then something was said about moped having a small banana and no one wanted it, so it wasn't eaten so, he might have lost some pride, wich in turn might have cause him to fall into a deep depression, wich would cause him to do something that would regain this lost pride by eating 2 table spoons worth of mustard and apple sauce. Yes I said it (or typed it) musturd and apple sauce. The sight alone was vomit inducing let alone the smell. But he ate it. And kept it down. Soo hopefully hes a happier moped than he was when he realized that his banana was too small... *sigh* oi.