How to Make a Mistake... Moped

How to Make a Mistake
By Moped

1. Think of a really dumb idea/thought/words/action that will be not very appreciated by a certain someone.
~OR~
Speak before thinking.

2. After doing direction number one, you can follow any of these paths:
A) Blush
B) Smack thyself
C) Dig a deeper hole
D) Have a awkward silence

3. After this, you may either 1. listen intently to what the someone(s) might have two scold you on, 2. insert foot in mouth, or 3. walk away without apologizing. By this time, you have already taken someone to a boiling point.

Congradulations. You have now acheived in making mistake.
We are not responsible for if you actually are dumb enough to follow these directions. This a writting for entertainment.
Copyright.

Hey guys. I just wanted to put that out there. Just did it for fun. I might do more of these dumb directions stuff. Pretty funny but makes sense.

Next time on Stupendous Instructions : How to FAIL
Until next time-

*~-{[(Moped)]}-~*

Tonight is going down... Moped

I am so pumped for tonight's game. My team lost to this team last Sunday. It wasn't our faults but the refs. But tonight is different. We are going to crush this team inside out.

You might be wandering how did the refs give the game away? First they took away 3 goals for cruddy calls on offsides, and 5 chances on goal for same reason. Then they gave the other team a PK for no reason at all. Yeah. Memphis refs are just as bad as the ones in Texas.

Man I am so bored. I dont have school today. Arg. Cool thing is I am going to Genesis Weekend this weekend (thats a given). It is going to be awsome.

Sorry. Got to go.

Peace

Hey, sorry I'm late... Moped

Hey guys. Sorry I haven't posted in a while. Kinda been busy. Lots of soccer. Been really busy.

HEy I just made my first animation with a stick animating program called Pivot. And with it I created the first ever Moped and Scooter Animation... Soldier of Misfortune.

Sadly, there is a problem with the site so I need to do it later. Sorry but it will not be up till a while.

Thats it.

Oh yeah, we got a follower. Yay! I would follow the blog back but I don't know how to so I can't at this moment. Sorry.

Peace.

=)

Hey guys, its me scoot. Life is full of problems, You cant avoid them, they just come and you have to deal with them. And the thing that really sucks, is that life right now, as a teenager, is the best time, and the worst time of our lives. God put these things in our lives to to test us. To see how we handle and what we do with the problems. To see if you go to him or go somewhere else. And i guess what im sayin now, cause im kinda dealin with this is that, we need to go to god with our problems. We need to make him the strenght and source of joy in our life. For he past couple of days ive been struggling with this stuff and im just about to the point of giving up. But i think that God has caught me and i didnt even know that i was falling. To put it in perspective, imagine your self on a bike and you keep on falling off. And the only way you figure to not fall off is to not get on the bike at all. Well let me tell you, that wont cut it. You need to keep on riding, even if you cant go on for longer than a second. You need to keep on going until you can ride for two seconds. When youve done that, then you can say what you will. But youll know that you earnewd those two seconds. And if your thinkin that stayin on for two seconds is too hard I have some good news. God is here for us. He is a father that will never leave nor forsake his children. And im glad to say that I am a child of God. And even though i know i will probably fall, I am going to get back onthe bike. And now i have a mark to shoot for. Two seconds. So make your mark, hold on to God, and go for it.

oi continued

Hey guys, its me scoot. Ima just ganna wing it. Man, life can suck at times. And I'm not trying to be Debbie downer over here but at times life just, well, sucks. I have so much that i can say and there are so many things that i want to say and do. But I'm never in the position to do anything. You know you want to say something but everyone tells you not to and you hold your tongue. You want to do something but they say its unwise. And I'm not saying that i disagree with anything that these people (who are respectable adults) have to say, but sometimes i just wish i could speak my mind and just let the world know what i think but i cant so i bottle everything up. I mean i could tell the adults but its not the same. There are certain things that i want to say to certain people. And eventually the thoughts and ideas i have no longer have any meaning because everyone else just goes about there business and not really paying any attention.
I mean theirs this girl right? And just want to say something and i cant. So whats ganna happen? I wont say anything and shell just go about her business never knowing what i think and just be oblivious to the obvious that is already known... it sucks..ya... but if anything is "meant to be" than everything will fall into place. But i just wonder, what if i had said something and she would have changed her mind? What if me saying something could alter what the outcome of this problem be. And so many times it seems like me saying something would have changed the situation entirely...oi

Oi?

Hey its me scoot. I aint got really anything new..
Man school can be really stressful at times. I mean one day your mindin your own buisness and the next thing you know yor smacked in the face with the problems of others. Its not like i dont care about people cause i do. But some times I have my own problems and i dont need other people to create problems for me to fix... I mean honestly i hear for you guys but i just wanted to let you guys know that if your ganna start somethin, look at the person that your mad at or whatever because people make mistakes and people have lives and with that they have there own problems.. Oi....

*sigh*

Hey guys its me scoot. Man i knew it would happen, i just didn't know when know when. Through the course of life you will grow to like people and grow to..not like people. And what sucks is that when you start to like someone else the first person gets ticked. And the reason that i go about about my life still is because i know that all this will happen(or i have a pretty good idea of what will happen) I just don't know when its ganna happen. So to the person that i have hurt. I'm sorry. But in reality its not my fault. Its life. So what I'm saying. Don't try to hurt people, but when you do, say your sorry, mean it, and go about your life. So again i say I'm sorry, but i cant control what you do when you bring things upon yourself. So the next time that this happens to you(or if your not the person that's hurt) listen to people that are trying to talk to you, even if they aren't the people that you want to talk to. Because you have more than one friend. And don't say you don't, because i know that you do. If your reading this and your oblivious, don't ask just pray fro the the person who is hurt.
Peace out.

Friday Night Lights

Hey guys its me scoot. Ya i know, i havn't posted in a while. but i'm here now. Well, tonight was fun. I had a great time. I got to meet some new people and got to hang with some of my buds. So ya good music, good friends, what else do we need? Food. We needed food but the company was good enough that i didn't think about food the whole night. I some questions answered that have been floatin around my head. And it was nice to get em answered cause i need a certain perspective on the matter and you can only get the perspective from certain people. Girls that is. I mean i'm not ganna go ask a guy my age how i should treat a girl. No i know how to treat a girl if shes not my "girlfriend". And you say that why is there a difference. And the thing is that i shouldn't treat them any different really. Maybe with a lil more respect, but some how when i'm with my "girlfriend" I get a mental block. especially when standing still. Seriously if i'm not movin i'm not thinkin. But any way some things are i learned are as this: (guys here are some pointers..*cough cough*) Don't grab them around the waist cause they don't like it but its also too much physical contact..at least at this age. You don't need to be all over them in order to let them know that you care bout em. Now, if there is any physical contact let be sparringly and not all the time. And here's a big one. You don't need to kiss them. Seriously. A hug or holding hands is suffiecent. But as i said earlier make it sparringly, not all the time. But ya, i got to hang with some really cool people tonight. A few in particular but i dont think i need to name any names.
Anyways, i be goin now. Peace out.
Oh ya, kingsmen won. We skunked the other team. The score was like 40 nothing.
HOO-RAH!!!

So not cool... Moped

Dang it! I hate school. Sometimes there are some quizzes that you can do nothing about but do bad. I had one of those today. I wish I could retake it. Man. I am so mad. I just want to punch someone's face out. I would so do it too if it the person deserved it. I am so freaking mad!

I don't know why but a lot of people started to play around with the salt at lunch. Sodium was poured all in my hair. I really didn't like it because people thought I had dandraughft (how ever it is spelt.). That was pretty uncool.

I think one of the most odd things about life is that it can flip-flop so easily. One day you can have an awesome life, and the next kinda ruins the whole thing. One moment life is dull, and the next can be just happening so fast your eyeballs just pop-out! One thought might be that you really don't enjoy being around someone, then all of sudden you are urged to talk to them all the time. So many emotions can pass through the human mind in a split second.

Ha ha. I am right now downloading a game to my computer, and after fifteen minutes it is at 6%.

Man. So tired. Just want to mellow out for a while. I know. Its not like me. Who cares.

Moped is going out to bed.

8% now. Dang.

Don't mess with Texas?! Moped

Man I am mad. The Texas tournament wasn't anything like described to me. The Texas teams were not all freakishly awsome like described. The referees were terribly bi-est and they only had one Walgreens in Dalas/ Fort Worth/ Plano area. First of all, these teams were terrible. They had terrible touch, no speed, and they were not working well as a team. So you might be wandering why we didn't win the tournament. Almost all the teams players were Hispanics, and almost all the refs were Hispanic. So bi-est. Terrible games. My team got at least one red card every game. Sure it didn't help that a lot of the players on my team were cussing (not me) but only on red card was due to that factor. One guy got in a fight with another guy, and another threw the ball to the ref and got "bad sportsmanship". He only threw at him so he could place the ball and hurry up the time. And there was like one Walgreens in the entire area. I HATE TEXAS... so far...

Next time, Texas better watch out cause you don't mess with Moped!

There was a funny story though. I was eating at a place in Plano called "Snuffers" (sounds like a place for tobacco addicts) and all the guys were hanging outside of the entrace. I was standing by the left door (let me tell now that there was two doors.) minding my own buisness, and out of nowhere, this guy comes busting through the door like as if he were someone. I said "ow" in a very joking manner thinking if was one of my teammates. I turn around to this guy with peircings and tattoos and gangsta clothes (or at least what Texas considers "gangsta") Now he might sound like a scary character, but the reallity is that this guy was a dwarf. Like 4 feet 11 inches. So after I back away from the door, this guy starts to give me this stare like as if he were going to kill me. Let me also remind you that about 7 of the most gangsta (Memphis style) I know were around me sitting on the benches and stuff just watching the situation. So as this guys starts to walk off still holding this stare, he starts to cus me out under his breath. Every single one of my teammates (who were twice the size of him) with their hats on backwards, their pants on backwards and twelve toothepicks in their mouth, all stand up simultaniously and gives this guy the "evil eye" stare that he did to me. I started to laugh. Now there had to be several things going through his head at this time.
And these thoughts were:

1) "Oh snap!"
2) "Mempheans!"
3) RUN!!!"

So this grown man starts to run to his car and trying to unlock it. Man. Have never laughed so hard. I have also never been SO proud that I come from Memphis.

So the moral of the story: Have lots of gangsta friends that respect you and would stick up for you if something happened.

I have never been so proud of my teammates either. LOL

I just have never beens so proud in my life. I hope my head can fit through the doors at school tomarrow.

Thats about it. Still working on the comic and the guest typest.

Moped: The most non-gangsta person with some awsome gangsta friends.
I gone!